Ezzus’s Golden Ticket NFL Picks: Week 13

Ezzus Golden Ticket NFL picks

I keep falling deeper and deeper into irrelevancy amongst the betting community. After another lackluster performance for my NFL picks, I’ve decided to retire at the end of the season. 

No longer will you be subjected to my horrible NFL picks that have now fallen to 15-22. Hopefully this week I can get back on track. I like what I see at Bovada

Atlanta Falcons (+3) vs New Orleans Saints 

Taysom Hill is hot garbage. The Saints have bailed him out in his two starts this year. In his first start against the Falcons, their secondary should have picked him off two times. 

Last week against the Broncos, the opposite quarterback wasn’t actually a quarterback but a practice squad receiver. It’s not hard to win that game. I think Hill gets exposed this week and the Falcons get a pointless W.

New York Giants (+11) vs Seattle Seahawks 

The Seahawks aren’t that great of a football team so I’m surprised by them being a 11 point favorite. Daniel Jones is most likely out with a hamstring injury, so we’ll see Colts McCoy go up against a horrible defense. Last week, that same defense at times made Carson Wentz look like a franchise quarterback. 

McCoy could see himself having a good day, potentially showing off for a 2021 starting job. I think the 11 points is way too much for the Seahawks and I feel very confident in the NFC East division leader. 

Las Vegas Raiders (-8.5) vs New York Jets 

The Jets have lost by 9 points or more in all but 3 of their 11 losses this season. I’d expect them to lose by at the very least 9 points this week. 

Adam Gase and Sam Darnold are perfect for each other as they are both ass. Gase coaching a good game is out of the realm of possibility and Darnold making good decisions is a pipe dream. 

This couple’s days are numbered and I predict a 20-point defeat adding yet another nail into an already closing coffin. What’s funny about this game is the Raiders aren’t even that good, but they are going to destroy the Jets. If any of my picks hit, it for sure will be this one. 

For all the psychopaths that take my advice, hopefully it will pay off for you this week. If you throw $20 on this shitty parlay, you’ll end up making $110 that you can then use to buy merch at shop.thechallenge-sports.com.

ALL LUV

EZZUS 

Failed fantasy football commish. Boomer truther. Voted 1 out of 2 best young studs at Best Buy, but then I got fired. Marvin Jones beat my ass at the Super Bowl (I have proof). Josh Norman would not beat my ass and I was disappointed. I also had better seats at the Super Bowl than Ben Shapiro. This is my biggest flex. Had a sit down meeting with Kirk Cousins and his camp about his recruitment to the New York Jets. I’m pretty sure he didn’t sign with the team because of me, but I still had a sit down meeting with Kirk Cousins and his camp ( I also have proof of this). I suffer each year watching Jets, Knicks and Mets games. Co-owner, Podcast Co-Host and somewhat of a Journalist. I feel like this bio is just one big flex but most of this stuff is lame,. Except for the Ben Shapiro one, that’s super not lame. ALL LUV EZZUS

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