It’s Time for the Jags to Tank for Trevor

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Monday’s surprising release of star running back Leonard Fournette means the Jacksonville Jaguars are in overhaul mode.

Believe it or not, getting rid of Fournette was a great move for Jacksonville. He was coming off of a career year, and was arguably the best player left on the roster. But that stunts a rebuild. 

The Jags are going to deplete their roster of talent and hope. You know, the Sam Hinkie method. This will allow them to clean house and hopefully kick “Saint Doug” Marrone to the curb.

What goes around, always comes back around. And now Marrone will finally get what he deserves after fucking over the Bills Mafia.

The toxic culture in the Jacksonville locker room had become so vile that even Jerry Sandusky would’ve wanted out. A flat out rehaul seems like the only realistic answer to their problems. 

Pro Bowl cornerback Jalen Ramsey faked a back injury just so he could get away from the Jacksonville Jaguars. And then just one day before getting rid of Fournette for NOTHING, star DE Yannick Ngakoue agreed to take a $6 million pay cut to get the hell up out of there. 

This kind of shit is just unheard of. It seems like the only way to build this team up is to burn the entire thing down. 

If everything goes to plan, the Jags will have a great shot at obtaining this season’s glorious prize: a once-in-a-generation draft prospect that resembles Jar Jar Binks. 

Trevor Lawrence is the light at the end of the tunnel. We haven’t seen any prospect this hyped up since Captain Andrew Luck. He could be exactly what Jacksonville fans need to free them from this lifetime of pain.

After numerous failed Frat Bro experiments, an elite young stud is the key to bringing a winning culture back to the Jags. Most women will back me up on this, focus your efforts on a man that won’t chug Natty Daddys in the shower.  

It’s a new age in Jacksonville. 

Tank for Trevor, fire everyone and start something beautiful. 

AKA the Hebrew Hammer | Undrafted free agent out of SUNY Oswego | Co-founder, Podcast Co-Host and Lead Journalist for The Challenge Sports | Overly optimistic Nets and Colts fan | Wrote an unpublished erotic novela in high school | Have been balls-deep in the ESPN comment section since I was conceived | Have been blocked on twitter 39 times and counting | Once told a girl to do a back flip on the dance floor and she busted her ass | Favorite beer: Miller High Life | Racist: No

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